If your brain feels like this:
overflowing, a little sticky, and glued together by pure DECember willpower, no wonder your newsletter keeps getting ignored.
I'll write your newsletter.
You go lie down.
I'll write your newsletter.
You go lie down.
TAKEOVER.
I NEED THIS NOW
TELL ME MORE
- A fully branded newsletter template
- Four emails written + sent that show you newsletter strategy
- A simple system you can maintain throughout 2026
- peace of mind you can't buy at the store or find at the spa
- You’ve been "meaning to" start a newsletter for… longer than you want to admit
- You’re sick of thinking about doing it
- You want your newsletter DONE, not on indefinite hold
- You want voice, not simply “copy”
- You can hand something off for 30 days without worrying about it
- You’re over being emotionally held hostage by a blinking cursor
THIS IS FOR YOU IF:
- You want guaranteed sales in 30 days
- You want me writing for you indefinitely (nope)
- You need constant access, feedback, or hand-holding
- You don’t plan to take this over after the month
- You want a full brand strategy (that’s a different offer, entirely)
- You’re looking for a marketing mom.
(I’m not her. I refuse.)
THIS IS NOT FOR YOU IF:
WHO THIS IS FOR (AND NOT FOR):
- A fully branded newsletter template
- 4 weekly emails written + sent (or scheduled)
- Strategy built directly into the emails
- A simple system you can maintain throughout 2026 (and beyond)
- A pre-recorded walkthrough explaining how to continue
using what I've built
In one month, YOU'll walk away with:
Optional Upgrade: 30-minute Live Training + Stats breakdown
- Which numbers actually matter for you
- How to read trends in real-time
- What worked, what didn’t, and why
HOW THIS ACTUALLY WORKS:
- You answer a short intake form (voice, offers, goals. Nothing painful.)
- I'll take over your newsletter for four weeks - writing, sending and building the structure beneath it
- You get it back with a system you can actually maintain, not a 27-page PDF as dense and easily neglected as a well-intentioned fruitcake
- If you select the upgrade, we review your stats together two weeks later so you understand what worked and why
Right now you are the eggnog.
By the end of the month, your brain won't be 'nog.
spilling,
confusing to some,
questionably mixed..
So finally, you get to enjoy your email,
instead of drowning in it.
You'll be the one holding the mug.
TAKEOVER MY EMAIL
Payment Plans Available.
Four spots only.
Everything in Takeover, plus a 30-minute 1:1 live training where I walk you through your stats, your list behaviour, and how to replicate the strategy on your own.
"I want the takeover + I want to understand the engine."
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$1,525
Email Takeover+
OR
Perfect if you want the strategy, the writing, and the setup handled for you.
You’ll walk away with a working newsletter, a reusable template, and four emails that show you how to keep it going.
“Just take it off my plate.”
$1,225
Email Takeover
Investment
Longer version:
My pricing is listed in USD because most of my clients are international.
But I’m Canadian too, and I’m not making fellow Canadians eat the exchange rate.
If you're in Canada, reach out before purchasing, and I’ll send you a custom link that reflects Canadian pricing. The charge will still process in USD (because… software), but your rate will be adjusted so you’re paying the equivalent, not the inflated version.
I try to make it as fair as possible for everyone.
I’m Canadian, do I really have to pay the USD exchange rate?
Beyond that point, no changes.
Can I reschedule my month?
I’ll set up the foundation correctly so you’re not “guessing forward” for the next three (or ten) years.
What if I’m brand new and have no list?
If you want a launch sequence later, we can talk about it as a separate project if it is a fit for both of us. I don't currently offer this.
Do you write sales emails or launch sequences?
This offer isn’t a co-writing arrangement or a back-and-forth editing process; it’s a Takeover.
My job is to write strategically, clearly, and in your brand voice, not wait for edits or stall momentum. You’re hiring me precisely so you don’t have to agonize, revise, or delay. AKA Eggnog-brain begone.
You can read the emails once they’re scheduled, and you will receive a walkthrough so you understand the choices I made and how to continue on your own.
This keeps the workflow fast, clean, and results-focused, and ensures you don’t become the bottleneck.
Do I get to approve the emails before they go out?
I can’t start until I have what I need. You’ll get a Google form after checkout, which takes 10–15 minutes to complete.
(Yes, even if you're a self-proclaimed perfectionist)
If you delay:
- After Feb 1: your 4-email sequence may be shortened
- After Feb 15: I cannot guarantee more than 1 email
- After Feb 28: there will not be enough time to complete anything. You effectively forfeit your payment.
Delays are on you and not refundable.
What happens if I delay sending my materials?
If I were ever unable to complete the work due to something unexpected, you’d receive a full refund.
I don’t expect this to happen, but I like clear agreements. Don't you?
What if you can’t deliver?
Let me know before December 31, and I’ll move your start date to February 2026.
After that, your spot is locked to the month you booked.
(You can’t roll it forward indefinitely; this keeps the project clean for both of us.)
What if something comes up and I can’t start in January?
- Your newsletter will be set up properly
- I will write four strategically designed emails, written in your voice (unless you delay)
- You will walk away with a system you can confidently run on your own.
What I don’t guarantee:
- Specific sales outcomes
- Subscriber growth
- That your entire life will change because you finally sent a newsletter (that part is on you 😉)
Is there a guarantee?
No. Because once you purchase, I immediately reserve your spot, block your time in my calendar, and begin preparing your setup. This is a done-for-you service with limited availability; refunds don’t make sense here.
If you’re unsure, reread the details.
Once you’re in, you’re in.
Do you offer refunds?
Within 7–10 days of you giving me everything I need (starting January 2, 2026)
I won’t rush the foundation, but I do move fast.
How long from when I give you my stuff until my first email goes out?
Because this needs to feel sharp, fun, and finite (for me, so I can deliver you the best results).
Why only four spots?
Perfect. Then we prime. Email is for way more than just selling.
What if I'm not selling anything right now?
I can work in any standard email platform (Flodesk, Kit [ConvertKit], Mailerlite, Klaviyo, ActiveCampaign, etc.).
If yours is particularly obscure or custom, ask. If it’s truly unusable, I’ll tell you upfront if it's a no-go zone for me.
What platforms do you work with?
As early as Jan 2, 2026, depending on when you submit your materials.
I move quickly once everything is in my hands, then we begin.
As soon as your materials arrive and access is given, I can typically have your first email ready within 5-7 business days.
If you book early and submit materials early, it's likely your first email will be ready the first week of January.
All projects must be completed by March 1, 2026.
This is a firm boundary, so I don’t spend half a year chasing logins (I’ve lived that nightmare; never again)
When does the work actually start?
Yes. I don’t write “copy.” I write in your voice, not mine.
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Will it sound like me?
Nope. That’s not what this is. You get 30 days of me doing the stuff you've been putting off for ages, one makeover, one handoff, not a new employee.
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Can I keep you on after?
COMMON QUESTIONS
